ROTFLMAOWPIMP
rolling over the floor, laughing my -ss off, while peeing in my pants
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- Head Tap
to hit someones head when they say something stupid. often done using two fingers (index and middle) and brushing the persons head. man 1: i swear i can play running back with crutches! man 2: yo, shut up, that’s a head tap for saying that.
- Sauced Rooster
a “sauced rooster” is when your sh-tfaced drunk and get a raging hard-on. your “rooster” gets “sauced” when you loose control of it because of the booz. can also be used as a noun. mike: have you seen chuck tonight? grindin on that cow. mat: ya man, he’s one sauced rooster. now hit this sh-t.
- rough ass wipe
when soon after squeezing out a vengeful number 2, a person realizes there is no toilet paper on the roll. at this point their only option is to wipe with the rough brown cardboard-like tp spool. this can be quite irritable to the bunghole. uuuuugggggaaaahhhhh………..plop. “sh-t, theres no toilet paper left, ill have to endure […]
- heepy
when its real late and you’ve reached the point of sleep but you can’t seem to go to bed because you’re too h-rny. much like ‘slorny’ this happens at night time rather than in the morning. joe was very heepy because he was up late chatting online with his girlfriend. 1 more definition creepy + […]
- helmich
helmich is a name that has been handed down from father to son. for generations. meaning a circ-mized p-n-s p-n-shelmithelmutd-ckcirc-mizedhelmich