Rotonian


a philosophy or school of thought based upon the fundamental premise that one must appear exactly as society wants them to by any means necessary. often this ideal is attempted in a procession of lies, embellished stories, and complete fabrications. it is not uncommon to find the followers of the philosophy as extreme versions of certain persuasions, because in living through the lies their worlds create, they often lose touch with who they truly are.
the man who tells his friends he has devoured three bottles of everclear in a single sitting, has had intercourse with three virgins for seven hours a piece, and has blood relations to george washington is a true rotonian, even though he will never admit it.

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