rowlinged


to have your argument destroyed so completely that everyone who sees it is embarr-ssed for you.

derived from joanne (j.k.) rowling’s tendency to do this to trolls on twitter.
1.
“hey great presentation on bats…only-”
“what?”
“bats aren’t bugs.”
“i just rowlinged myself didn’t i?”

2. internet person: “thank you so much for writing harry potter. i wonder why you said that dumbledore is gay because i can’t see him that way.

j.k. rowling: “maybe because gay people look just like…people?”

me: “oh! rowlinged!”

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