Royal Ascot
s-xual position / experimentation involving a hooker (or any other s-xual partner) and a horse. the method is having a horse sit on ones chest to effect auto-asphyxiation while being given a handjob.
jeff “my heads still spinning from last night”
drederick “why’s that?”
j “i payed for a royal ascot”
d “really? was she a thorough-bred?”
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