royal fuck up


to make a horrible mess in grand over-the-top style.
i went out on a blind date and got horribly blotto on martinis, started flirting with other patrons of the establishment, only to then end up staying the night with this said date and getting spooked there’s a body next to me in the morning and hardly recognizing them. as a result of my previous night’s poor behavior, the date never calls you again. what a royal f-ck up, get it together!

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