Royal Poop
when trumpeting farts precedes the arrival of a bowel movement as in a royal procession.
friend: that was a lot of noise and fanfare in the bathroom.
you: yeah, i had a royal p–p.
friend: what?!
you: i made a huge fart which sounded like trumpets announcing the arrival of my royal p–p. haha!
friend: oh, sorry i asked >.<
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