Royal Randy
prior to having -n-l s-x, a dude fills the toilet with a large coiler. he then proceeds to start ramming his lady in the -ss, at the moment he is about to bust a nut, he stuffs her head into the sh-t filled bowl and flushes it. swirl blumpy slumpy blumpy
last night i wanted to show this chick how much i liked her, so before we f-cked, i dropped off some huge mounds of sh-t in the toilet and gave her a royal randy!
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