Royus
the greatest elementary school janitor that you will ever come across
mr.royus screamed, “you got a straw wrapper on the floor dere!!” then he told meredith to get his mop.
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the off hand of a master j-ck–ff artist. most men only need one hand to jack-off. that hand is called the d-ck beater. the true artist don’t waste the off hand and puts it to work too, rubbing their b-lls. dude, you touched my food. was that your d-ck beater, or your ball rubber?
- Balookie
•to uppercut someone in the -ss. usually done as a joke or done after losing a bet. nick was such a dumb -ss that he bet chris a balookie that he could jump over a car. idiot broke an ankle and then chris balookieed him while he was on the ground.
- Ampatuan
v. to m-ssacre above 50 people all at the same time. yeah, want me to ampatuan the whole congress?
- Anaconda Shit
a sh-t that is so big and long that it requires you to strain your whole body and stop breathing for long period of time. when the sh-t finally detaches from your -sshole, you’re completely out of breath. as if you were being strangled by an anaconda. “holy sh-t man, i almost died after that […]
- Candle in the Window
best coffee based mixed drink ever– 2 oz light rum 2 tsp bourbon whiskey 1 tsp dark creme de cacao 1 tsp cherry brandy 4 oz hot coffee 2 oz heavy cream combine the alcohols and coffee in an irish coffee gl-ss/cup. pour cream over the back of a spoon so it floats on the […]