the princess’ best friend! she will always have your back and is the loyalist of friends. also your mum seems to love her more than she loves you!
friend 1: my mum was super p*ssed off with me but as soon as my best friend turned up, she suddenly became super sweet and lovely to me!
friend 2: that friend is a rozzo deffo! 100% keeper!
- malcolm turnbull
29th and current prime minister of the commonwealth of australia. affectionately referred to by his adoring party members north of 50 in the most serious of circ*mstances as: malcolm turncoat, or some other clever variation thereof. rather large fan of pontificating and gesturing dramatically either barefisted or with his trendy gl*sses held aloft in an […]
1) the first time each day that you remember that donald trump is president. 2)anytime your consciously remember trump is president after a period of forgetting. it was 30 minutes after i woke up today that i had my first trumplization..
- anti meme
a meme of which the joke is that there is no joke. (noun) ex: “bae: come over. me: i can’t i’m doing homework. bae: my parents aren’t home. me: my apologies, but my grades in this cl*ss are very low, and unless i don’t want to get into honors, i better get going on it, […]
- bigfoot banging
to have s*x with large men. wonda wonderpig said she was going bigfoot banging when the ball team came back!