RTFFP
read the f-cking fine print
her: “just found out the hard way about the hefty deductible on my replacement policy.”
me: “always rtffp.”
Read Also:
- Not Worth The Skin On Your Back
a piece of sh-t. pond sc-m. gutter garbage. a person who is not worth your time of day. have you ever heard someone promise something on their skin. it’s the ultimate commitment to a promise. someone who isn’t worth the skin on their back is someone who constantly never follows through with anything, and is […]
- Banana Whammy
when a female inserts a banana into the r-ct-m of a male while using the banana peel to jack him off until he c-ms into it. then she “ripes” his -ss with the peel. i bought two bananas at the store, one for the split and the other to banana whammy you with after you […]
- Jonsexual
s-xual confusion between furries and aliens. you see cody over there i heard he is jons-xual he was caught at a furry convention
- Purple Pain
the soul wrenching regret over the loss of prince. coming and going in waves. you appreciate his art and you will have more severe purple pain if you failed to see him live. that poor lady saw me ugly cry because of this purple pain. purple pain actually makes me want to creat art though […]
- zjeda
the most amazing person you can ever be around. she’s always there for you, and you can tell her any and everything, she’s a great listener and always has a funny story to tell. not to mention she’ll kick your -ss at every video game, even if she’s never played it before. you will always […]