RTFMA
read the f-cking manual, -sshole.
but you can’t call an officer “-sshole,” so in the military rtfma stands for “read the furnished materials, _sir_.”
“corporal, how do i order blankets for the new transfers on this stupid computer?”
clerk, handing the first looey a pamphlet: rtfma.
looey: what???
clerk: it’s right there in the manual, sir.
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