rub one off


to m-st-rb-t- quickly until climax. pleasure is not always the primary reason for it.
she left her shoes her? i’m gonna go rub one off in her shoe.
1)v. to mastrubate
2)v. to eliminate opposistion
1) “d-mn, i got hard and had to rub one off!”
2) “rub one off, he died today.”
to m-st-rb-t-, rubbing the genitals in a stick like fasion

p.s daniel, jamie and luke all have small p-n-s
man, i’m getting really hard and big, i need to rub one off

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