the king of rubens. it was said since the dawn of time that ruben was a particularly hot guy, bad *ss person, who pimps on finest girls, and stands out of the crowd. but there was just too many of them. they needed an out-of-the-box ruben, “one ruben to rule them all”. so here he was, the finest blend of all rubens, the only one and unique rubben. it was him, who “would bring back balance to the force”, make the dream come true and transcend those from rubens.
ruben is hot in bed, but that’s nothing like rubben.
there are a bunch of rubens, but how many rubben can you think about ?
in the end rubens are just the beta version of rubben.
- band aid smoker
a person that uses nicotine patches constantly instead of using cigarettes. they may claim they are not addicted to smoking but are addicted to the patches. sherlock is totally a band-aid smoker.
- sand brit
a sand brit is a derogatory term for australians “you see that f*cking sand brit over there?”
- poppin fresh dough
a pregnant woman who is about to give birth. her turkey timer is up. her belly is so big her poppin fresh dough and turkey timer is due.
a girl who’s h*lla attractive and always looks good no matter what. get’s mad d*ck. seems super nice and innocent but is actual very sneaky and wild at heart. is always late because she enjoys her bathroom time too much. can be very rude sometimes. rick: verdah where are you?? come on let’s go!! verdah: […]