Rubber balls & liquor


origin: grade school

definition: what you did to your girlfriend last night.
kid 1: what did you have for breakfast yesterday?
kid 2: rubber b-lls & liquor
kid 1: what did you have for lunch yesterday?
kid 2: rubber b-lls & liquor
kid 1: what did you do to your girlfriend last night?
kid 2: rub ‘er b-lls & lick ‘er

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