rubber bat


another word for d-ld-, or a fake p-n-s. a softer more flexible p-n-s that is usually a color of purple.
my wife only likes the rubber bat more then my meat stick

Read Also:

  • sprocolate

    inserting a fruit or vegetable into yours or somebody else’s genitalia i’m going to sprocolate you

  • druggo

    one who uses ilicit drugs consistently because of addiction or to escape their dull lives and resort to paranoia. i didn’t know you were a druggo, sorry bro!!!

  • Drunken Ninja

    a mystical being able to transcend in and out of buildings, rooms, houses, social groups and even multiple dimensions, usually under the influence of alcohol to the point of memory loss did you see that kid last night? he totally went drunken ninja, i couldn’t find him all night. a inebriated ninja, ninja’s tend to […]

  • drunk mouth

    when you wake up in the morning and you can’t remember what you ate or drank before you p-ssed out but you can remember it by the taste in your mouth the next day. bill: dude, we were sooooo drunk last night!! i don’t remember a thing! bob: well at the bar, just before we […]

  • drunk on your face

    when a person has seen another so many times that they are almost drunk… with seeing the other person’s face because they have had so much of it antonym: when one is addicted to something but hasn’t had that particular thing in awhile and begins to go insane related phrases: i’m drunk on you, get […]


Disclaimer: rubber bat definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.