Rubber Fireman
safe s-x method that lets you have s-x with a girl of questionable morals. it involves putting on a condom, dipping it in hot sauce, and then putting on a second condom. this way if the outer condom breaks she’ll know and if the inner one breaks, you’ll know.
did you bang sarah last night? yeah i had to use the rubber fireman.
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