Rube Chat


absolutely pointless “networking tool” that minnesota sports fan overuse in an attempt to gain and then flaunt popularity. a potentially useful dating/networking tool for adults gone awry because it became a contest to see who could get the most “points” added… (and by “points” i mean other insecure members post in your thread to increase their own points count). an addiction where you must sign on every .3232134 seconds to see if anyone posted a comment, or sent you a message.

it does serve as a purposeful tool for anyone who is feeling they are not as smart as the people they hang out with in real life. just a few minutes on rube chat and you’ll find yourself thinking that you just might be one of the smartest people in the world.
yo dawg i was totally getting schooled playing trivial persuit so i logged on to rube chat and within minutes i was schooling people with my knowledge of brown ties, sharts, religion, and politics! oh and we talked some sports to.
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an online minnesota sports message board commonly tarnished with the thoughts of brett favre loving packer fans, as well as a really annoying poster that goes by “lastridge”
rube chat thread
derps: so is favre still the best, or after mannings superbowl has he edged #4 out?
a large collection of awkward, unsophisticated sports fans that enjoy communicating through the internet and at various social functions and events.
i would like to discuss the implications of having two burritos for lunch. i’m going to discuss it with rubes on rube chat.

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