Rubena
oftenly referred to as ruben. is very paranoid in everything. obsession with boys, especially gay ones ex. david archuleta. has no life, can never go anywhere or do anything. is trying everything in life for the first time. obsessed with shows like pretty little liars and grey’s anatomy. rubena’s are oftenly adopted and not many people like her or him or question mark whatever it is. rubena’s, or ruben’s as they are known, usually have a sister who doesn’t listen to their problems because she has to many. also tends to get quite hungry every now and then. they are quite messy in many aspects, but mostly in their rooms. rubena’s/ruben’s need to get a life and stop being in love with gay f-gs(david archuleta)
who’s that loser behind the trash can?
oh that’s rubena/ruben
Read Also:
- Ruben Zatessin
ruben is a well known member of face book. he surfaced in 2007 on the australian network discussion boards. where he was known for his self imposed virginity, digging penknives into his flesh when he had a dirty thought. also considered people with tattoo’s thieves and shoplifters. ruben resurfaced in 2009 with a fb group […]
- hooker-clown
a woman wearing too much makeup which gives off the appearance of a mix between a rodeo clown and a prost-tute. news reporter: michele bachmann looked like a hooker clown during the first round of debates guy 1: you see that girl across the bar with the heavy eyeliner and red lipstick? guy 2:yeah! she […]
- Hoop In Doop Banana
when an african male dances stupidly to latino music. “i really want my mommy, a hoop in doop banana.”
- hornblocked
when you’re super h-rny and can’t do anything about it except play with yourself…no girlfriend, no guy, no hook-ups available. penelope felt hornblocked after looking at some p-rn and all her friends had gone to bed. chad texted penelope to express how hornblocked he was and they both shared their p-rnographic thoughts.
- Horsecocked
to get screwed over. breaks mom totally horsec-cked him last night when she asked him to take out the trash while he was playing sonic 06.