Ruby Chain
the act of a woman menstruating on her partner. the woman will typically cop a squat over her partners chest during a heavy period of her menstruation cycle. the woman proceeds to drip bl–dy mess all over her partner. the act is comparable to a pearl necklace, except the woman is enabled to achieve a money shot.
as with all s-xual deviancies, there are different variations to the ruby chain.
some men allow the droplets of v-g-n-l filth to dry and harden on their chests. after the blood has solidified, a man will occasionally eat the remnants of the ruby chain. this act has been nicknamed “vamping,” “feedin’ on a fetus“, or “the candy necklace”.
for men with foot fetishes a woman will not unload on her partners chest, she will instead stain his feet. this process is called “the ruby slippers“ .
warning: this act should not be engaged in by those who are squeamish at the sight of blood, vegetarians, or by people who possess any shred of morals whatsoever. as a guideline, this act should be experienced between partners who know each others limitations, and are aware if their female partner’s gooch smells like sh-t or not. for it is well known that once skin has come into contact with the smell of rotten period sauce, it is near f-kin’ impossible to remove.
“d-mn that b-tch made me wear the ruby chain!!!”
“oh boy, it feels so good when the ruby chain goes drip drip drip!!!”
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