Ruck Or Fuck


the tense game played by couples who have been together long enough to feel true rage. you’d think that “f-ck” would always be the chosen option, but sometimes bringing someone else to tears is more sastisfying than -rg-sm.

stress is building, and you’re pretty sure it’s all down to your significant other. they are looking at you as if they want to see you disembowelled. from this point in, it’s simple. you’re either going to tear strips off each other and compete over who can shout the loudest, and who can dig up the most dirt to sling at the other- ie “ruck”, or you’re going to lunge for each other and tear off each others clothes and sh-g like the world is about to end- ie “f-ck”

ruck or f-ck, amigo. you decide.
“he’d come home drunk, because he said i was doing his head in, and then he started yelling at me for giving him “evils” and speaking to me like i was a kid….it was ruck or f-ck, mate”

“and? which one was it?”

“ruck!! there’s no way i’m letting him speak to me like that!”

“bad choice. i’d have chosen f-ck…..always choose f-ck!”

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