Rude witty
the “rude witty” is when, in order to end a conversation or argument, one pulls their pants down, turns around, and bends over to reveal their b-ttcheeks, after which they start to drum the william tell overture on both cheeks.
there is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the br-ss sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.
right when my boss was about to fire me, i broke out the full extreme edition of the rude witty, and left the office with dignity.
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