rudolph the red-nosed reindeer


when you tuck your t-st-cl-s back just like a bulldog or whatever you wana call it but you also stretch your p-n-s back where its supposed to be with your nuts still tucked and the p-n-s is so over stretched its bright red and it resembles rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.
i know its not christmas time but lets just say that rudolph the red-nosed reindeer has been visiting me.
when you take a white light bulb and stick it in a woman on the rag and then you plug it in.
he gave his girl a rudolph the red-nosed reindeer lastnight!
when a guy goes down on a girl while she’s on her period, and a lil blood gets on his nose, hence “rudolph the red nosed reindeer.” also known as giving someone a rudolph.
“wtf ho?!” “sorry baby i didn’t mean to give make you rudolph the red nosed reindeer!”

“she didn’t tell me she was on her period, she gave me a f-cking rudolph!”

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