Rudolph Thong


a really unthoughtful birthday present of stupid rudolph the reindeer that may or may not have been simply ‘found’
guy #1: hey homes. i got you a rudolph thong.
guy #2: umm thanks, but didn’t i get you a wii?
guy #3: dunno. i don’t remember thoughtful gestures

“i know you badly need a kidney but here’s a rudolph thong instead”

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