ruese morton
one who is an alcoholic, hairless and skilled at making terrible decisions.
sean penn sure would be a ruese morton if he had less hair.
a derogatory term applied to jews with the last name greenberg.
origin: uncertain, but possibly out of a ruese morton’s -ss. polish??? ruese appeared in present form combined with morton. morton was once a popular baby name, now it’s gay.
ben stiller is playing a ruese morton in the upcoming comedy “greenberg”.
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