ruffage
any number of vegetables, such as lettuce, cabbage, broccoli, and others. this word comes from “roughage,” which includes foods that are high in fiber and low in digestible nutrients.
eat your ruff-ge or they’ll be no dessert!
leafy greens, vegetables, things of that nature
“hey dart, would you like a salad?”
“i don’t eat ruff-ge!”
“ok, you smarmy little d-ck.”
the act of s-xual inter (or outer) course which results in one’s hair becoming ruffled.
he ruff-ged the living h-ll out of her in the barn, look at her hair it’s all over the place and has bits of straw in it…
can also be used to describe cash/folding money.
i’m poor–ss broke. needs ruff-ge.
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