rugby dick
rugby d-ck occurs due to extreme cold or by ur d-cks “6th sense” detecting possible injury to come while playing any outdoor sport in the cold. you have achieved “rugby d-ck” when your d-ck shrinks to the size of one of your t-st-cl-s, or when you are able to p-ss on your own b-lls. this can also be used as an excuse for having a tiny c-ck in the locker room.
fraser: “woahh, watch where you’re swingin that cashew nut!”
allan: “it’s cold out there gimme a break”
fraser: “aaah, got a bit of rugby d-ck going on i see, no worries, i won’t judge you on your size”
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