Rule # -14
don’t m-st-rb-t- while at your grandmothers house.
unless u live with your grandmother, then it’s ok.
granny: “hey jimmy, why the funny face? eat your dinner.”
jimmy: “just a sec.”
granny: “are you masturbating?”
jimmy: uh… -c-m shoots up and hits grannys face- no…
granny: rule # -14!
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