rule 1701
don’t —- with the captain….ever
rule 1701: captain picard will never die, and no kirk will never be better
you do not f-ck with captain picard. evar.
goodnight, sweet prince… patrick stewart died today. rip 1949-2009.
h-ll no! rule 1701! -ban-
one does not f-ck with captain picard, ever. or they die
someone posts that picard has died on 4chan. this is a breakage of rule 1701, therefore, you die.
do not take the name or image of captain jean lic picard (patrick stewart) in vien.
patrick saywze died on sept 14th 2009 and pictures of patrick stewart flooded the internet with “1940-2009” captioned. confusing many into believing our captain had gone down with his ship.
the internet responded by saying this was going to far, and rule 1701 should be p-ssed so a tragic even like this will never take place again
anyone who messes with captain picard will be killed upon discovery. no exceptions.
person 1: lawl, kirk is soo much cooler than picard.
person 2: -gunshot- rule 1701 b-tch.
not only is there fanfiction about everything but nearly all of it is cr-p.
the reboot of tomb raider proves the veracity of rule 1701.
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