rule 99.1


if friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to s-xual experimentation.
friend 1: huh… i didn’t know about rule 99.1.

friend 2: me either…

friend 1: …i’ll get the crisco.
if friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do they must default to s-xual experimentation.
friend a: so what do you want to do?
friend b: still no ideas.
friend a: wait, i think theres a rule about this.
(gets rule book and reads rule 99.1 outloud)
friend b: huh.
friend a: i did not know that rule.
friend b: me neither.
friend a: i’ll go get the crisco.
– xkcd comic # 330

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