Rule of Elbows


the rule of elbows states that:

in the event of a drag-off, the male must be able to wrap both arms around the female while simultaneously touching both elbows with the opposite hand. any breaking of the rule of elbows will result in mocking from his peers for a length of time no less than life.
man, nathan was so plastered last night, he couldn’t even follow the rule of “fingertips”.

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