ruler eyes
trait possessed by a person likely sp-wned from shallow gene pool whereby a standard 12″ ruler may be placed between the eyes without touching either orb.
whoa, that rev. jackson has ruler eyes. any farther apart and he’s a flounder.
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deliberate typo of “rule” to give it a wonderful slurred feeling. t-dawg: i rulwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
- Rumpled Dork Skin
something you call somebody when you want a grilled cheese and your friend’s sister’s friend makes it but you don’t know her so you call her a rumpled dork skin and you don’t eat it “no i’m not eating that rumpled dork skin made it!”
- rump out
making out with another’s -sshole “hey, you want to go rump out?” “no, that’s disgusting.”
- rock 'n' droll
a not very good performamce by a band – especially a rock band, like a led zeppelin tribute band. a: what did you think of that rock ‘n’ roll band last night? b: not much really. more like rock ‘n’ droll to me.
- Arctic Chain Whip
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