rules 1 and 2


first two rules of an infamous site on the internetz. they both mean that you’re not allowed to talk about the site. ironically, rules 1 and 2 have become a defining feature of the site, essentially making them useless whenever cited.
rules 1 and 2, motherf-cker!
3 more definitions
1. you do not talk about /b/.
2. you do not talk about /b/.

what everyone forgets is that they only apply when said site raids another site.
rules 1 and 2 only apply during raids, idiot
part of the “rules of the internet”, made in early 2006 by someone in the /b/ section of 4chan who fancies the site a secret underground.

due to the /b/ section being overrun with users from sites such as gaia online and mysp-ce, these rules were accepted, and more people took part in the illusion that 4chan is a supar secrat clobhaus. despite the fact that these two rules state that you shouldn’t talk about /b/, some people will cite “rules 1 and 2!!” every time 4chan (or even a meme) is mentioned outside of the site.

thankfully, this vermin of stupidity remains contained in /b/, so people who cite rules 1 and 2 in other boards are bound to get flamed and hopefully banned.
-4chan steam group is mentioned in a /v/ thread-
idiot: rules 1 and 2 b-tch
anonymous: facepalm.jpg
anonymous: kill yourself
a. from fight club. a line from brad pitt

b. in relation to 4chan’s /b/ board, instructs one not to talk about /b/

rules followed only by newf-gs.
so theres a place called /b/ you should check it out

rules 1 and 2! rules 1 and 2!

shut up you f-ggot.

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