Rules 29 & 30
referring to the rules of the internet. possibly the most important rules of them all.
rule 29 states: in the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover fbi agents.
rule 30 states: there are no girls on the internet.
very useful rules to know while using online chat rooms.
example 1–
normal teenager: r u a girl or guy?
girl(not): im a gurl.. cant u tell? <3
normal teenager: b-tch step off i know rules 29 & 30
example 2--
strange man: so you're 7, eh?
little boy(not): yes, why?
strange man: rly? im 8. do you want to meet in real life sometime??
little boy(not): sir, this is fbi agent michael scarn, i hereby place you under arrest. anything you say can and will be used against you.
strange man: d-mn. i wish i'd remembered rules 29 & 30.
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