rules of fuck buddies
1. can’t get attached
2. don’t go around telling people
3. no calling or texting afterwards
4. no fighting
5. no talking on a daily basis
6. under no cerc-mstances can you denye s-x
7. don’t take into consideration if your buddy finished or not
“dude you can’t like her, she’s only a f-ck buddy. don’t you know the rules of f-ck buddies?”
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