Rulon
a fat man with big tates. hunger is often insatiable.
that rulon quit swimming because he loved to eat.
big q-t, who is a sleepy drunk, and in his spare time likes to finger forty-foreheads b-hole while he gropes her in ecstasy.
best friends with russle and likes to w-nk off with carmex. slept with pamela.
see also: curious rulon, the b-hole barber, and devin anderson
hey perry, did you see rulon just finger plunge stephanie’s gaping -ss and give himself a hitler mustache with her devine brown gorp?
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