Rum Bong


a drinking apparatus to consume large amounts of rum in a short amount of time. consists of several feet of tubing connected to a valve and another section of tubing a few inches long. the tube is inserted into the rum, preferably a 2 liter of rum & c-ke, which is placed above the drinker, either at the top of stairs or a loft. the valve is opened and gravity forces rum down the tube and into your throat. guaranteed to mess you up.
holy h-ll, we downed that half gallon of rum in like… 20 minutes. i don’t even feel a thing though.
(10 minutes later)
dude, i’m not feeling too good… that rum bong really messed me up. i can barely walk.

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