Rumble In The Jungle


the feeling that comes on just before having to move your bowels.
having eaten all of that mexican food i immediately felt a rumble in the jungle and needed to find a bathroom.
a s-xual practice between a man and a black woman, in which the woman lies on her back, head off the edge of the bed or couch, and performs oral s-x on the man as he strattles her face. while deep-throating the man’s p-n-s, the woman inhales deeply through her nose, creating a vacuum which sucks the man’s t-st-cl-s onto her nostrils. meanwhile, the man has taken the time to grow out his testicular hair as long as possible, thus creating the opportunity for the black woman to have an uncomfortable itching sensation in her nose. as he thrusts deeper, closer to climax, the itching becomes worse. once the the moment of climax is imminent, the itching becomes unbearable, and the woman sneezes, releasing the testes from her nostrils. this causes a katrina-like effect, amplifying the man’s -rg-sm 10-fold, thus rumble in the jungle.
halle berry’s young model husband knew he had to propose after he got the “rumble in the jungle” one night.

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