Rumor Touch


the biggest piece of sh-t phone ever created. looks like a good phone/deal at first but within 6 months of your 2 year plan one or more of the following will happen:

– the screen will blackout

– settings will change themselves randomly
– the phone will shut off in the middle of writing a text or surfing the internet

– the screen will go crazy

– the battery life may decrease dramatically

needless to say this phone is complete sh-t and a huge waste of $$$ i’ve had to replace mine 3 times in just 1 year
person 1: yo! you got dat rumor touch?

person 2: yeah! i love it!

-4 months later-

person 2: this phone is complete sh-t!
person 1: ha! iphone is where its at!

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