rump junkie


1.) an -ss man; someone who digs the booty; a lover of posterior; someone afflicted with booty cooties

2.) someone who likes to go in through the out door; someone on a mission to ur-n-s; etc.
bro #1: what’s up with that dude? he’s always with some f-ckin’ scary looking slampig with a hardcore b-tterface and sh-t.
bro #2: oh, he don’t care about nothing above the waist, he’s a rump junkie, yo.

sir mix-a-lot, marv albert, daryl hall, rocco siffredi, cosmo kramer

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