rump your stump
when one is masturbating so intensely, they rip their p-n-s off.
male 1: dude i love masturbating to the thought of her
male 2: i like to but it’s to dangerous anymore i rumped my stump thinking of her.
male 1: i would love her to rump my stump and rump your stump when it grows back
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