rumpel blumpkin



is derived from “blumpkin” where you receive f-ll-t– while defacating. however, a rumpel blumpkin is when you receive f-ll-t– in a the same bathroom stall or toilet as somebody who is defacating.
i took this chick to the bathroom, but joey was already taking a dump, so she straight gave me a rumpel blumpkin while he watched.

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