Rumpletits


when you take a shot of rumple minze and get a willing girl, preferably well endowed in the chest region, to place thus shot between her br–sts, man then cups both breats to hold shot between br–sts, gets on one knee, takes the shot whilst squeezing said br–sts, and once complete puts the rocker symbol in the air and screams “rumplet-ts”; other variations include rumplecl-ts, rumpleb-tt, rumpled-ck (for girls taking shot off guys), or any other part of the anatomy involving shot of rumple minze
i took a rumplet-ts off of scarlett johanson and it was amazeb-lls

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