rumpsmacker5000


is a super cyborg from the year 5000a.d. his primary objective is to pound snizz and smoke tweed. no smoking signs are powerless in his presence.
awww sh-t b-tch did you hear that mother f-cker rumpsmacker5000 has traveled from the future to krush some chickens?!?!?!

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