Run a Batch
the obligatory release of s-m-n typically from the male body into some sort of containment device such as a napkin or a tissue to be later discarded. although this is usually a night-time practice to finally get some sleep, running a batch can happen most anytime there is downtime throughout the day. this includes: not getting s-x after begging for it anywhere between 5-35 minutes, having no direction in your life and running a batch just because the internet happens to be available, or going home empty handed after a night out clubbing.
zeke (after a long night out): “bro you wanna go hit denny’s for a grand slam breakfast since we struck out tonight?”
me: “naw man, i think i’m gunna go home, run a batch and call it a night.”
to m-st-rb-t- particularly a man
after i saw jessica alba in that bikini i wanted to “run a batch” so bad!
m-st-rb-t-
its that time of the month for my girl, so i just had to run a batch
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