Run Poser


n: while a person is on a run, they will increase their speed to a, roughly, 95% sprint when in the sight of others. once out of sight, they will slow down to the jogging or walking state that they were in before being noticed.
earl – “look at jim go! he can really run.”
billy – “don’t be fooled, earl. i hear jim is a real run poser.”

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