Run to nowhere


when a woman, who thinks that she is hotter than she is, in a public place like a gym, inexplicably starts and stops running without a a set destination. this happens most when said woman believes other patrons are checking her out.
joe: look at adam’s wife over there by the free weights. did she get a b–b job?
bill: yeah, but she’s still not all that.
joe: lookout, stop staring at her, she’s jogging this way.
bill: no she’s not, she stopped by the ellipticals.
joe: oh yeah, she was on a run to nowhere!

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