run up and squeeze
to approach and shoot somebody.
“i’ll run up and squeeze and put a hole in ya.” – 50 cent, “places to go”
manny: “b-tch did you just step on my foot?”
reggie: “chill man, it was an accident.”
manny: “fool oh no you didn’t. i’m fin’ to spark metal on yo’ -ss.”
reggie: “what?”
manny: “i’m gonna ride on you, dogg.”
reggie: “what?”
manny: “i’m gonna run up and pop you.”
reggie: “what?”
manny: “i’m gonna bust a cap in yo’ -ss.”
reggie: “what?”
manny: “i’m fin’ to blast my gat on you.”
reggie: “what?”
manny: “i’m gonna roll up and squeeze and put a hole in ya.”
reggie: “what?”
manny: “i’m gonna shoot you!”
reggie: “oh ok. i really didn’t understand what you were trying to say there. you’ve been spending too much time on urban dictionary. you should cut down on the slang if you want to get your point across effectively.”
manny: “wow, i never thought of it that way. now that you mention it, i should make an attempt to use more straightforward language in the future when threatening someone. thanks for the tip.”
reggie: “no problem. see you later.”
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