Runner Guy


we’ve all heard of the hockey flow and the baseball booty, but what about a runner guy? a runner guy can be one of your bestfriend and one of the weirdest people you will ever meet. a runner guy always wears the shortest shorts possible. and they’re proud of it! clothes? that’s optional for a runner guy because they have a great body. their abs are always on point, but their flow? that’s different. runner guys attempt to look like scrubs all the time. they think it’s fun to wear headbands or cut their hair into a mohawk. or even grow it out into a so-called “man bun”. a runner guy can be one of best friends you will ever have. if a boy is giving you a problem, don’t worry. the runner guy is so fast, he will hunt down any boy that messes with you. they may be a great friend, but they’re not afraid to give you a hard time about everything! a runner boy is very sarcasticand honest. they don’t care who’s around, but they pretty much say exactly what’s on their mind, always. even though they have to run 50+ miles a week they still find time to play ultimate frisbee everywhere they go. now you would think a boy with abs could get a lot of girls? well you thought wrong. again they can be very strange people. a runner guy thinks he has a chance with every/any girl, but then he probably has a ponytail and his chances are ruined. basically, everyone needs a runner guy in their life.
did you see that runner guy’s shorts?

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