Runner’s Boner
an erection that occurs during strenuous physical activity, specifically running. although widely regarded as a mythical phenomenon, the release of endorphins during both exercise and -rg-sm adds credibility to this “bigfoot” of penile erections. detractors point to the common, contradictory phenomenon that is runner’s p-n-s.
still reeling in his post-marathon “high”, eric did not notice his runner’s b-n-r peaking out of the top of his shorts.
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