Runner’s Brain


a temporary reduction in mental capacity due to having recently run several miles.
after my run yesterday, i spent half an hour wandering around the grocery store trying to decide what to eat for dinner, only to remember that i had just gone to the grocery store that morning. so then i went to in-n-out. i think i’m coming down with a case of runner’s brain.

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